About As Common As a Unicorn

Those of you who are on the search for a “happy anorexic” will not find one here. Or anywhere for that matter. They’re about as common as unicorns, and I’m pretty sure unicorns don’t exist. Anorexics don’t have time to be happy. We’re too busy obsessing about calories, food, weight and whether our bones are sharp enough to be used as deadly weapons.