Anorexic Recipe of the Week
We have Serafina to thank for this one, which I have titled Adventure Broccoli. Enjoy!
Cut up half a head of broccoli into bite-size chunks and wash
Put in microwavable bowl and zap on full power for 2 minutes
Cover with salt, black pepper and hot chili powder and voila!
(Add a side of ketchup if you’re feeling risque or mustard if a little less adventurous)
Note: I have yet to make this because I haven’t been feeling risque or any level of adventurous lately. But when I do, I plan to skip the wash and use a non-microwaveable bowl for a little extra adventure.
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I think when I’m freed into the land of being a student, I’ll live off this. That and that recipe for Eating Disorder Soup minus-the-cabbage, which looks fabulous.
OMG *faints* my staple diet is immortalised by the good ladiez of this blog =P my life is complete woop woop =))))))))) Love you xxxxxx
ummmmmm, borccoli’s the best, whatever the color!
Everyone always acts so grossed out when I tell them I eat my broccoli with ketchup (sugar-free ketchup! 5 calories a tbsp!). Oh and p.s. you bitches are hilarious.
I eat this except I use spinach and no ketchup (can’t stand the smell)
IMHO the secret is in the chilli powder…
even before my ed was an ed and just little food tics i would live off broccoli. you know how people say “if you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?”
my answer is BROCCOLI!
where is my comment???
Sounds dee-lish. Steamed carrots are good too! Surprisingly sweet…
So funny- I used to eat this alllll the time! Love it with Bacon SALT too!
Everyone thinks i’m crazy when i get the ketchup out to put on my salad and vegetables, so glad to know i’m not the only one!!!
the fact that all of you are here looking up crappy ways to destroy your body is testament to Darwin’s theory….that the idiots will naturally off themselves and improve the gene pool.
For those of you who actually think eating brocolli ALL the time is a good thing, think again. It will destroy your thyroid gland…then you can live in the wonderful world of HYPOthyroidism (or thyroid CANCER) and never be able to get your metabolism straight again! You’ll probably gain weight.
Most Hypo’s do. What a bunch of FOOLS you all are!
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