Anorexic Recipe of the Week
This recipe comes from one of my kindergarten classmates and appears in the same recipe booklet as our last anorexic recipe of the week. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m considering it for dinner tonight. It’s Spaghetti, by Lawrence (who has probably grown up to be a very successful anorexic):
Put 4 noodles in a big pot. Cook on stove top for 5 seconds. Pour in 3 spoons of red sauce on the noodles. Shake in 1 black pepper. Stir in 2 teaspoons of salt. Add 4 tomatoes. Put in 2 pepperonies. Stir in 4 ice cubes. Add 3 slices of corn. Mix in 4 green beans and mix in 4 cups of ice.
Serves: 5
Someone is going to have to go without a noodle and a green bean, but maybe that person can have some of the extra ice.
5 comments
this might be the most hilarious recipe I’ve ever read. I can’t stop laughing to myself
(my version would nix the pepperonies. green beans would be on the side. and i’m wondering what exactly is a “slice of corn”?) and I like how 4 ice cubes magically equals 4 cups of ice.
I would nix the pepperonies too. And I’m still trying to figure out what a “slice of corn” is. I might have to Google it.
Ahaha this is brilliant. Can’t beat the mind of a 4 (?) year old.
Also, who has ever put ice in spaghetti?
This made me laugh out loud – hubby just gave me a funny look and I’m not sure how to share this without noting it’s an anorexic recipe of the week…oh well, I just love kids – they’re so creative
No way – Spaghetti squash is the way to go. It’s pure vegetable, and can taste just like spaghetti if you season it correctly.
1c spaghetti squash+mushrooms+garlic+salt+diced tomato = less than 70 calories.
Plus fiber, 0fat, tons of nutrients and antioxidants.
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