At Least I’ll Look Good In My Coffin
It was hailing before I boarded the plane to Canada last week and I called my mom to tell her I loved her just in case I didn’t make it. She asked me how my hair looked and was pleased when I said I left it curly, which she prefers over my flat-ironed hair.
I could’ve DIED in a plane crash that day and my mother was more concerned about my appearance.

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It doesn’t matter where you go, it always important to look nice. Mothers know better.
hope you were wearing nice clean underwear because to my mom that would matter just as much…..
I don’t care how your hair looks when you die. But I do insist that you die skinny.
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