Au Revoir
Dear Fans,
Please note that I will be absent until June 10. Yours truly is boarding a plane and heading to Canada tomorrow morning. Unfortunately, I didn’t reach my goal weight of zero, therefore the Caribbean was out of the picture. I promise to do my best not to get fat.
Warmest Regards,
E

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You act like they don’t have the Internet in Canada. It’s not South Dakota, for crying out loud. I think you just don’t want to be held accountable, so here’s what I have to say to your “au revoir”: Get fat and DIE.
P.S. – What if I’m your only fan? Would you be sad?
2 fans, that’s not bad, right? Enjoy your trip! you’ll be missed
Don’t make me cry…i LOVE you ladies…what will i do with out half of you????? So sad. But have fun anyway.
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