Because Volunteering Is Out of the Question
I’ll do almost anything for the love of animals, including eat. So last night my husband and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, which for one day only offered to donate 20% of your check to a local animal shelter. Now I know some hardcore anorexics might ask, “Why not just donate the cash directly and thereby avoid the food situation altogether?” In fact, I asked this of myself. But I have several good reasons for eating for charity. One, it’s more fun. Two, my husband needs to eat and it’s not fair for me to deprive him. Three, I’M FUCKING STARVING and one meal isn’t going to kill me. At least that’s what my therapists have told me.
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PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would’ve made it my binge day.
oh the lure of lazy charity ‘work’
– it doesn’t get much better than eating for a cause
& who is kidding, I would’ve bought a half dozen pizzas and acted like I was bringing them to a party, but instead inhaled them all alone in my car in an empty parking lot
…wow that sounds really lame
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