Breaking News
Unless you’re living in some third world nation without water, tv and an Internet connection, then you’re likely aware of 
this week’s breaking news: Jessica Simpson is fat. Though I’m a staunch advocate of skinny, I’m less concerned about her extra 10 lbs than I am about:
- the fashion statement she’s making
- our unsustainable lifestyle choices
- oil company’s soaring profits despite the recession
- corporate bonuses
- starving children
- the U.S. healthcare crisis
- war and crimes against humanity
- a zillion other more important things
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Shows how much attention I pay to celebrity gossip, I didn’t know she’d put on weight.
But then that always happens after crash diets, so huh, mystery solved.
Now shall I work on raising public awareness of Global Warming, lobbying to write off third world debt, or spreading the word that Katie Holmes is skinnier than last month…
hmm. informative..
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