Common Courtesy
Please, people, please make sure to flush twice after you drop a load in a public bathroom. I’m not trying to be crude. It’s just that floaters can totally ruin someone’s day, particularly if that someone happens to be the jealous, starving type in need of a serious bowel movement or twelve.

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This post couldn’t have come up at a better time, I was just thinking about food. Thanks to images of shit in my head, food repulses me. Thank you so much my angel!
i cannot believe people who are prepared defecate into a public toilet. it’s simply beyond me.
i’ve never, repeat NE-VER, done something so fundamentally disgusting in my entire 35 years of living.
i’d rather blow a homeless man.
for god’s SAKE.
Ewwwwww. Seriously. Flush. And then check again! Ewwwwww.
i have to confess – i have pooped in public loos.
but, only when the alternative was farting, bloating, and otherwise making my colon’s presence felt in anywhere other than my mind, and my home.
shoot me, now, do – but the leaver of the floaters may have been troubled, and while i ALWAYS check after the flush, she may have been even more fucked up.
is it for us to judge a fellow lady’s intestinal/digestive acts?
i think not – she grossed you out, which was good (you won’t be after the choc-chop brownies) and she doesn’t do big, healthy, dolphin-shape poos…
pity her, but next time you see some brownies, bring this to mind, and thank that thoughtless pooper: she may be a huge fatass, but she isn’t making you eat!
Ewww that is so gross, those stupid unconstipated bitches. Thanks for the tip Beth.
Skinny, I feel the same way when one of my cats goes poo in her box and doesn’t cover it up properly. I am like ‘what are you bragging?!’
Yes, like katie used to leave you in the old office. She would shit the cali burrito while eating potatoe chips on the can.
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