Random header image... Refresh for more!

Conversations with a Bon Bon

by Skinny Lady

Me: I love you, Bon Bon.
Bon Bon: And I love you, Skinny Lady.
Me: Even still, I have to eat you.
Bon Bon: I know you do, and I won’t hold it against you.
Me: Promise?
Bon Bon: Promise.
Me: Thank you…Note to readers: This conversation may seem unbelievable, but I assure you it took place. Either that, or I’m fucking out of my mind.