Cured
SIKE. We’re still as fucked up as ever!
I wish I had a good excuse for our prolonged absence, but I don’t. Emaciated Lady is lazy, and I’m just plain fat. My eating disorder has swung to the ugly end of the pendulum, thus rendering me too obese to:
1) look at myself without vomiting in my mouth a little;
2) fit into anything not made of 100 percent cotton/spandex;
3) blog about being skinny when there are small animals hibernating in my rolls of fat.
To our faithful fans, I owe my deepest apologies. Please forgive me. However, if you’re not the forgiving type, feel free to send hate mail to Emaciated Lady. It’s really all her fault anyway.
8 comments
Glad to enjoy another post.
Hate mail, huh?
Yay, you’re back!
i love you both, no matter what you’re eating or not eating! P l e a s e post more!
Rolls of fat?????!!!!! Why do i find that soooo very hard to believe? Skinny Lady, you are in “Skinny Denial”, pehaps?
I’m gaining weight too. It’s scary as hell.
It’s okay. The holiday season is almost over. Just hang in there for 2 more weeks.
if you forgive me, i shall forgive you
*hugs*
I was -this- close to sending out a search party (ahem.. email..).
Anyway, glad you’ve shown your face. Let’s all join hands in a ‘we’ve gained hideous amounts of weight’ dance.
E May i join hands in your dance?
Of course you can, Tracy.
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