Dirty Girl
It’s decided. I’m never washing my clothes again. Clothes fresh from the wash are too tight, which is all fine and good when you’re a skinny bitch. But I’ve let myself go to shit, so I need clothes that are stretched from the wearing. Now I’m not only fat, but I stink too. I hate to sound cliche, but seriously, fuuucccccccck my life.
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how do you think i feel? i’m wearing a tshirt with a fucking M on the tag, and i’m wearing it in front of hundreds of bloggers.
i’m about to fucking hang myself by tying a scarf around my fat neck and jumping off my rhinestone platforms….
hehe I end up doing the fat girl squat in my fresh washed jeans
oh i do that lezzerw! i think all bitches do it, it’s like an instinct thing, like blinking.
serious.
The “fat girl squat”??? Oh yeah, bitches! Does anyone wear freshly dried jeans without it? Oh yes, the tiny, itty, bitty, invisible chicks who wear a -4……
Doesn’t show up very well…that’s a MINUS 4!
no, i assure you, -4s do it too… but thanks for the ‘tiny, itty, bitty, invisible’.
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