Extra Large Man finally had enough of making daily trips to fetch my wine. Yesterday, he came home with a cheap gallon of chianti. He’s convinced it’s going to last me all week.
Might last me a few days…maybe. ‘Till shrink gets hold of me this friday after my last, ummmm, “escapade”. Let’s just say Asylum diet of over cooked veggies and no wine did wonders…lost 4 pounds in 4 days…yep, they are back. Damn.
Abandon hope all ye who enter here, or else get a fucking sense of humor. We're not here to promote anorexia or eating disorder. We're just two slightly cynical ladies trying to cope and have a little laugh every now and then. If you don't like us, we don't care. If you want to chastise us, please at least try using your brain when you do.
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i can feel your hangover from here (all the way down under)
that…is far.
Might last me a few days…maybe. ‘Till shrink gets hold of me this friday after my last, ummmm, “escapade”. Let’s just say Asylum diet of over cooked veggies and no wine did wonders…lost 4 pounds in 4 days…yep, they are back. Damn.
A week? Sounds like a challenge to me. At least he knows you’re too classy for boxed wine, right?
i have to say your new hot dog header is pure genius.
i have always wished they could make champagne in a keg.
I like the mini cookbook with the “But I finally gave up drinking” postcard glued to the front. I’ll bet someone really special gave that to you.
Hahahaha, it’s a hot dog! Hee, why did i think it was a couch? What signifigance would that have? Doh. i’m not only fat, but stupid too…..
That lasted my boyfriend and I 2 days.
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