Fat Babe
After a miserable work function this afternoon, I thought I’d treat myself to food for lunch. I chose to go to an organic pizza place where I ordered a personal-size multigrain thin crust pizza with vegan rice cheese. The waitress told me I was a “champion” as she picked up my empty plate, but immediately realized how insensitive her comment was, so she followed it up with “you look great babe.” I can’t decide which is worse. Being called fat or babe.
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Oh that reminds me of my favorite line from my favorite movie
“that’ll do pig”
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch! (the waitress)
It depends. How ugly is the waittress?
hello ladies i found your blog yesterday and distracted myself all evening reading riiiight back to the first post – thnx!
lost 3lbs since monday when i was (don’t ban me!!) 5lbs O.V.E.R.W.E.I.G.H.T. on the good old bmi… so it was either suicide or back to boiled veggies, coffee & infrequent bites of cheese.
those tees you did, the “i don’t diet i starve” one? that’s my main method, and ive been putting it off for FAR TOO LONG!
hope to read more soon, your thought processes are v.similar to my own, i suspect, and it helps. everyone else just lies about how they stay thin, “oh i’m always eating junkfood, i live off burgers, i have a reverse metabolism, 78 small healthy meals a day and exercise, ever since i had my baby the weight just fell off, yadda yadda bulls**t” … yeah, RIGHT! truth is a rare commodity, truth and humour combined doubly so. <3 beth
BABE. Babe is always worst. Ugh.
Ouchhh. I’ve never heard of babe as bad before though. *Reminisces on all the times I’ve been called babe.* Crap…
Anyway, goddamn all waitresses.
wouldn’t “ma’am” be just slightly worse? we don’t use that much here in jolly old blighty, which is a good thing as it would make me feel like the queen – who is not the epitome of slim sexy chickdom – but i got called it in the states and it was alarming!!
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