Feed Responsibly
Today I did a noble thing. I volunteered at a food drive. Of course I was getting paid because it was a work thing, but nevertheless, I helped feed the hungry and I did it responsibly. I gave the fat people cans of condensed vegetable soup and the thin people jars of peanut butter. My little way of making sure everyone stays within their BMI.
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efficient allocation of resources. Good for you for making a noble contribution to the development of our economy.
…I knew there was a reason I admired you…
Also noble of you was posting this BMI chart, which I’ve been spending too much time studying to decide which precise category of fat I belong in.
Wow, According to your chart, in lbs, i am just barely “underweight”…gotta work on that…make it better than “barely”…according to my flab, i am certianly not…
Surely you are deserving of some kind of award for your selfless humanitarianism.
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