Five Waters to Fuel Your ED
Extra Large Man would disagree with me, but I believe there’s a significant difference in taste when it comes to water. Below I’ve listed my top choices.
1. VOSS – I’ve paid $20 for a small bottle of this in a club but it was worth every cent. It’s the most delicious water on the face of the earth.
2. Fiji - You might think it’s overrated, but if that’s the case, I’m going to assume you’re a fat cow who rarely drinks water and wouldn’t know Fiji from tap.
3. Kirkland Signature Premium - This is my everyday water since I’m not rich yet.
4. Toronto tap water - Canadians do water better than we do.
5. Dasani - This is purified water so technically it tastes similar to what comes out of my filter at home, but it’s the best purified water there is.
Note: Arrowhead water is the absolute worst. I don’t even allow my dogs to drink it.
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I had Voss in NYC. It set me back $8, and I took a picture to commemorate the occasion. Also, I love the glass bottle. Like someone else I know, I’m a total whore for packaging. I’d probably drink urine if it were packaged in that bottle.
Every time I stay in the “W,” I am so tempted by the Voss water they put next to the bed hoping I’ll accidentally open it.
Now I’m lusting it more than ever.
Plus, who has a prettier bottle than Fiji?
I’d drink Dasani over about anything
I LOVE VOSS – but too pricey, I have a thing for packaging also & I like smartwater because of the goldfish on the inside of the bottle, but I think it kind of tastes dirty.
I don’t understand the people that can’t taste the difference.
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