Get a Room
It’s been 4 days since I’ve had a bowel movement and there’s a pimple on my forehead that resembles a massive malignant tumor. The last thing I want to deal with is some obese whorebag who feels it necessary to block a doorway while she licks every last molecule of frosting off of a piece of cupcake paper. I know what it’s like to want to have sex with your food, but seriously? In public? Either carry your fat ass to a corner or GET A FUCKING ROOM!
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Ahhh feel better =(
Whenever I see a fat person eating something that’s not a salad I want to slap their mouth and make them go run 10 miles like Jillian Michaels would.
I love watching fat people engorge themselves personally. It makes me feel skinny. And I feel like Im at the zoo
While watching fat people eat is such a great appetite supressant, I can’t help but feel unbelievably happy when I feed a skinny, skinny bitch all of my baked deliciousness that I promised myself not to eat.
Sierra & Chester – I so agree. If I’m in a bad mood it just enrages me to see people doing that to themselves. Good mood? I think how much skinnier I’ll look if I casually stand next to them.
all the fat chicks at my ‘new’ work are busily copying everything my skinny arse does. i order a warm chicken salad (no dressing) for dinner most nights. they have all switched from creamy pasta and pizza orders to…warm chicken salad with no dressing…
i’m not flattered.
Please update soon, Skinny Lady. I love your barbed wit and sarcasm.
couldn’t agree more with this post, nothing irritates me more than someone making orgasm noises while they eat!
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