Happy F***ing Father’s Day!

My dad starved himself to death 12 years ago but if he were here today, I’d be sure to thank him for being such a great role model and teaching me that physical beauty is all you’ve got in this life and once it’s gone, you’re pretty much fucked.

And if I had a relationship with my stepdad, I’d thank him for abandoning me when he was all I had left in this world. Thanks guys, and Happy Father’s Day. You both fucking rock!