I’m Usually Against Eating Animals
Emaciated Lady adopted a great dane “puppy” just days before my visit. Puppy my ass. This is the monstrosity that Skinny Man and I were greeted with upon entering her home:
A normal person might be intimidated by the size of this creature. But I’m less intimidated than I am hungry. To me, he looks like a giant Oreo blizzard. So if anyone should be afraid, it’s him.
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LMAO!
He looks like the ghost of oreos past because of his eyes, coming back to haunt us.
Nom Nom Nom
lmao
he looks sad, like he knew what you were thinking, poor puppy!
Yay, welcome back! i love the puppy! He d o e s look like an Oreo Blizzard…that’s hilarious! Hope you had a great visit!
i sometimes look at my dog’s leg and see the idenitcal shape of a fried chicken thigh – which then raises worrying questions about my ethics!
quote from terry pratchett
“Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of
starvation too, o’course.”
— (Small Gods)
lordy…i bet this woman would eat him in a heart-beat. http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1027360/woman-aims-to-become-worlds-fattest
the part that scared me the most was the last line…”In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.”
WTF is wrong with some people?!
(Although I did wonder if any men would pay to watch me eat absolutely fucking nothing)
Love the blog.
lol hey my friends and i were joking about starting a website where we don’t eat, but a lack of verb is a bad thing i think
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