Just One Wish

I was fucked up even at 12, and I know this because I happened across an old journal I kept for English class. Every day the teacher had us journal on a different topic, one of which went something along the lines of – If a genie were to grant you just one wish, what would you wish for?

My answer: I would wish for a flat stomach because then I would be thin and happy.

Many of the world’s greatest minds have wished for the same.