Like a Lady
My dear, sweet Emaciated Lady gave me this book for Christmas. She must think me unrefined, but the reality is I already live like a lady. For the most part anyway. At the very least, I never go to buffets and that’s got to count for something.
Also, it seems like she’s sending me mixed signals with the second gift pictured below. While I would love to host a dinner party wearing nothing but that cute little houndstooth apron, I thought the whole point in life was to avoid dinner parties at all costs. That’s not to say I won’t wear it while pouring myself a glass of wine or boiling hot water to pour in my eyes as punishment for thinking about food, but still. I’m supposed to be starving over here.
P.S. – This photo has been cropped for your viewing pleasure. The fat in the original version was vomit inducing. Buf if you look close enough, you can still see vestiges of a muffin top.
P.P.S. – I love you, Emaciated. So much that I’m considering not breaking up with you if you get fat.
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It’s adorable. Wear it for your husband
p.s. You have Victoria Beckam legs.
“Any woman can make the transition from lady-in-waiting to leading lady with a little help” from prescription amphetamines.
Skinny Lady, you most certainly have some skinny legs.
I am beyond jealousy. Even at my skinniest I still always have legs like a overweight elephant.
I’d love legs like yours!!
Though I fear I may sound like a complete creep, I’m going to go for it anyway: I absolutely adore your legs.
your legs are sublime
I want those legs!
Question, are your legs always that skinny??
+ you are truly a Skinny Bitch in the Kitch!
Thank you, everyone! Yes, my legs are always this skinny. Even when the rest of me is fat. It’s actually quite freakish looking.
I hope I don’t freak you out with all these comments. This is my only outlet, so spare me
One of the psychologist (that specialises in Ed) has a pair of such skinny legs. Every time she walks into a group session, everyone just STARES at her legs. I think she’s proud of them + she wears black stockings all the time. WTF.
i fear if i lost 100 pounds, i would still not have legs as great as yours!
aprons confuse me, the only ones i would wear are ones i wouldn’t want to get messy, so whats the point? ohhh i’ve got it puke splatter gaurd….wait nah that doesn’t work either …..
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I laughed out loud at “puke splatter guard.”
that’d be a sweet invention, throwing up would almost fun. or at least fashionable. which it already is, off the catwalk, but whatever.
“…puke splatter guard..” Hee.
Yesterday my friend and I were talking about bmis. She’s almost overweight, with a bmi of 24. She thought mine was “23, at least,” which is almost 4 more than it actually is. I looked at her like, “Are you fucking kidding me?” I was offended. Seriously.
Awwwww, Sierra, what are friends for? Kinda makes you wonder, doesn’t it? i would have been totally offended as well.
Random Ladies…miss you!
Yes! I though I was the only one wondering where our favourite ladies were. Nice to know someone else ismissing them too
I’m going insane without you two!
xx
Already insane, going insaner….pwease come back!
The apron is fabulous… I finally noticed it after I stared at your skinny legs for 5 minutes. I creeped myself out when I realized what I was doing. Sad.
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