Mumbling Incoherently

The following conversation ensued when Skinny Lady sent me this link. Please note that Stache = code name for my extremely obese coworker.

Emaciated Lady: You want to know what my Starbucks Oracle said?

Personality type: Fat. You’re always worrying about your weight. That’s because you’re fat. You’re constantly whining about problems that are your own fault. You are a total pain in the ass.

Emaciated Lady:  Please tell me the Oracle said that about your weight too. It’s going to give me a complex.                                                                              Skinny Lady:  It’s so wrong because real fat people drink frappucinos and don’t give a fuck
Emaciated Lady:  I’m going to type in Stache’s drink and see what it says…You are going to DIE when I paste Stache’s Oracle prediction.

Personality type: Either you can’t type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a “venti caramel frappuccino with extra caramel and whipped cream” the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you’re probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.

Emaciated Lady: Her order is so unbelievable, the Oracle doesn’t even believe it