Natural Appetite Suppressants

Suppressing the appetite is key to having a successful career as an anorexic, but the appetite is not easily suppressed. I’ve found that what works best for me are natural appetite suppressants, and I don’t mean so-called natural supplements like hoodia and green tea extract. Those are scams and you’re an idiot if you fall for them. What I mean by natural appetite suppressant is exposure to any of the following:

• Animal excrement, namely cat puke and dog shit
• Discovery channel features on the morbidly obese
• The smell of other people
• Bugs of any kind
• Gout or goiter
• Ungroomed toenails
• Botched plastic surgery
• Ugly people
• Stupid people