Nice Girl
There was no avoiding a night out with the friends this week. I had postponed three times already – one more cancellation would have rendered me a total bitch and I prefer to be just 97 percent bitch. So the three of us headed to a Thai restaurant, where I ordered garlic tofu over cabbage and my two friends ordered noodle dishes.
No more than sixty seconds after my food was placed in front of me it was gone. This is me snorting my dinner through a straw:
Meanwhile, an hour and a half later, my two friends are still picking away at their noodles, both of them eventually opting for a doggy bag to take home their half unfinished plates.
You know, I was trying not to be a bitch. But this is the type of shit that puts me over the edge, and those whorebags are lucky I’m nice enough to keep their faces out of my drawing.
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Omg! I thought I was the only one that this happens to. I hate hate hate it! My friends/mom will insist on going out to dinner (forcing me to break my fast/increase intake for the day) and I’ll gobble down my food like some starving child from a third world country. Then I’ll look over and see that everyone else has globs of food left or that I’m the only fatass that ate dinner AND dessert. Then its straight to the bathroom for me…
hahaha wow! LMFAO reminds me of how i inhaled my grandmother’s fridge this weekend.
i don’t wish to pry, but are they bigger or are they skinny? i ask because i know that would definitely matter to me, if they were skinny i’d feel bad that they seem “naturally thin” aka disinterested in food, if they lean towards chub then i’d feel at least a bit better. they’re your friends and i’m some random off the net, so if my enquiry was out of line please, consider the apology implicit – i’m just a nosy bitch!
hahaha – love it!
but honestly, it doesn’t bother me to be the one eating the most at the table…well, as long as I’m not the fat one…
i loathe people who ‘pick’ at food.
what bullshit. just fucking eat it already!
my pet hatred is people who look so shocked that i eat constantly considering how small and un-fat i apparently am.
“Oh Kitty! Where do you put all that food? Where do those calories GO?!?!”
“Onto my huge fat fucking arse, you cunt”.
“Oh.”
*awkward*
Beth – one is skinny and the other is average. Either way though, I have a hard time understanding people who can be so casual about food when food situations are always so urgent to me.
aha, how annoying then! i don’t mind obviously large people being casual, they’re probably eating steadily for 90% of their waking days and so it’s no big deal to them, but normal/slim people, that IS irksome.
i’ve been thinking about what i’ll be eating for my midday, second, final meal of the day (casserole with lots of veg) since i woke at 4am, i would say that fits the definition of highly UNcasual as well.
but i’d rather have food in my head as weight-less obsessional thoughts, than on my butt (and gut – and double chin – eurgh!)!!
either way, it seems there’s no escaping the dreaded stuff…
I know what you mean. I hate eating with other people. If I eat with friends, we tend to have pizza, and I ALWAYS eat most of it – don’t even know why.
Cabbage and tofu probably had 1/4th the calories of a noodle dish (especially since thai places fry a lot of their noodles) so you still come out on top in the end.
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