Pardon My Rolls…and My Pantylines
Ok, so this is the great unveiling. These two t-shirts are the giveaway prizes and here I am, a fat fraud, modeling them in all my pudgy glory. I hope you all know how very much I love you that I would do this – I am practically naked in black cotton/spandex, exposing my rolls and pantylines for everyone to see. On the brightside, at least now you know I’m classy enough to wear underwear.
About the shirts — they’re both extremely fashionable, are they not? They’re American Apparel, size medium. When I pulled them out of the package, I immediately thought that my order had been confused with that of an anorexic midget’s. But no, these were the shirts we created and if I was able to squeeze into them, I imagine the winners will be able to as well. If you win and the shirt turns out to be too small for you, let it serve as motivation to shed a few. If it turns out to be too big, consider yourself special.
The first shirt says: “I don’t diet…I starve,” and it features an image of a dancing skeleton. The second shirt says: “Drunkorexia…because it’s more fun than regular anorexia” and there’s an image of a martini glass. The best part about this one is the blurry font, and I’m angry we didn’t order more of these for ourselves. I’m also sorry my husband isn’t a better photographer because the shirts really are fabulous. But in his defense, it was hard to hide my rolls.
Unfortunately we don’t have any green tea pills or Orlistat or ipecac syrup or large containers of Fucking Fabulous or drugs or alcohol to give away, but now we know what to do next time.
xxx
P.S. – We do not mean to discriminate against men here, and I think these shirts could very well be considered unisex. If you’re a man and you win, you can test it out on the streets for us. Or you could just give it to your girl as a not-so-subtle message to lose some fucking weight.
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oh man. i would love to wear one of those t-shirts to therapy.
haha those tshirts are sooo funny <3 em!!!
i would beat a bitch down for the chance to own either of those fine examples of rexy-friendly couture.
p.s. nice ass.
xx
LOVE the shirts! And you look fabulous, no worries. I don’t know where I could exactly wear them, but I certainly will find a way, even if it means alone in my apartment.
The dancing skeleton is too funny.
I think you should consider selling these on this site in the future for us that don’t win ‘em– they’re abfab and I would definitely shell out $ on a “drunkorexia” shirt.
Especially if I’ve had a few martinis.
I don’t think I could fit one tit in this, but I like the idea of using it as inspiration.
You tiny, skinny thing you…love “drunkorexia”…..heee, the therapy idea is great too!
omg i want the drunkorexia shirt….i could wear it the next time i get whiskey drunk :p
They’re so fabulous! And I agree with arexisaurus; therapy is the best imaginable place to wear one of these babies. It’s always healthy to bring new material into therapy, no?
They’re awesome. Like hell would I ever fit into one, so I think I might have to give up on the competition, but.. fabulous.
I think they’re awesome. You really can consider selling them on Cafe Press or something.
Love these shirts!
I agree the drunkorexia shirt would be my designated whiskey shirt, I would never take it off…I drink a lot whiskey these days…
“girl as a not-so-subtle message to lose some fucking weight.”
lmao i remember hearing a convo with to guys they were trying to decide which was safer to buy underwear too small or underwear too big they thought too small cause that ment they thought she was thinner i swiftly butted in and corrected them.
“the right size or your dead, too big means you think she looks fat too small means you thinks shes too fat and really needs to loose weight.”
reply “shit!, what perfume would she like?”
i dont diet i starve:) x
This is faaaaaabulous! I could always buy ipecac or steal diet pills, but this is genius!!! Hilarious@ wearing them to therapy…i hope i win! ps you do look stunning and skinny!!!
You all make us wish we were rich so we could buy shirts for everyone. Alas, we’re broke mofos and we couldn’t even afford to buy any for ourselves. Maybe we’ll win the giveaway. Who’s to say? This DOES count as an entry.
There’s a reason Skinny Lady is modeling the shirts and not I.
love the shirts. great motivation!
lol drunkorexia? now THATS what im talkin about
While I’d love to win one of those shirt, I decided if I win the shirt, I’ll let you keep it if you give me fabulously skinny arms and legs? Deal? I’ll let you think on it ; )
*coverts drunkorexia T-shirt*
Now that would have been ideal for last week’s assessment. Darn you and your timing. I’ll have to resort to my other T-shirt that says
“I hate myself and want to die”
Lola x
Those are really freaking adorable. Awkward to wear in public though, I’d imagine. lol.
You are so not fat, or a fraud, you are very VERY skinny. I am jealous of your legs.
Honey, you’re fucking HOT! & I love the shirts!
I have to ask, what do your tattoos say? They’re awesome!
You all flatter me! I’m not gonna lie – I love it. Thanks!
Sam – the tattoo says “I am my beloved’s and my beloved is mine” in Hebrew calligraphy.
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oh gosh i want one so bad…im not one to be depressed with my disorder…i embrace it with every fiber of my disgusting self…i doubt it would ever fit me though…
how do i get one of these fuckers?
xoxo
-pumpkin
p.s. just looking through your site, and you ladies are amazing, seriously, just the pick me up i needed for this horrible holiday..
p.p.s. your not fat…you have a very lovely proportinate body, i WISH i could have kept my tits when i dropped 80 lbs..Still going strong..XOXO
Well, at last, a girl that likes to show off her panty lines and shows the world “Take Me As I Am!”.
Bravo!
May the rest of the world take note and follow your example.
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