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Shock & Awe

by Skinny Lady

I went to Starbucks with a coworker during my lunch break yesterday. I ordered my typical tall cafe au lait with soy, and she ordered a grande egg nog latte. Let me repeat that: A GRANDE EGG NOG LATTE. And on bagel day too. Yeah, so I don’t think I can be friends with her anymore.

11 comments

1 tracy { 12.03.09 at 10:52 am }

What continues to confuse me is….do people r e a l l y eat lunch?

2 tracy { 12.03.09 at 11:00 am }

Eeeeeeewww, that Nog Latte Thing had 470 calories, by its self…..

3 L { 12.03.09 at 11:27 am }

One day, you will be better, and you will look back in horror at this website.

4 Skinny Lady { 12.03.09 at 11:36 am }

No, dear L. I will look back and say to myself, “Damn, I’m one witty and insightful bitch.”

5 tracy { 12.03.09 at 2:12 pm }

That you are, Skinny Lady! That you are!

6 Emaciated Lady { 12.03.09 at 2:36 pm }

Here here!

7 Kitty { 12.03.09 at 3:14 pm }

wow, you bitches are officially fabulous.

haters are a symptom of your own utter brilliance. i’m hot enough to admit that i’m a little bit teal around the gills about it too this morning…

8 Wicked { 12.03.09 at 9:59 pm }

You should get the SKINNY latte, the venti is only 160 cals…of deliciousnesssss

9 gemma { 12.03.09 at 10:21 pm }

Do you feel superior sipping your drink next to her :D Coz I would + hallucinating that her thighs is expanding right before my eyes!

10 tracy { 12.04.09 at 9:25 am }

Gemma, brillant, you are a “Gem”!

11 Flattery Will Get You Everywhere — Random Anorexics { 12.05.09 at 10:04 am }

[...] My coworker friend REFUSES to believe that I’m hiding fat under my clothes. We were having a heated discussion after I mentioned needing a girdle Spanx, and just as I was about to to strip down naked to prove my point, she compared me to my impossibly svelte Italian Greyhound. Now I could have been offended that she was comparing me to a dog, but I was actually rather flattered. At a barely there 8 lbs, with long stick-like legs and a waist any woman would die for, my dog is one of the few creatures I’m happy to be compared to. So thank you, coworker friend. I can now  forgive you for that egg nog latte. [...]

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