Skinny Bitch Quote of the Week

by Skinny Lady

“I’m starting to breathe heavy like a fat person.”

– Skinny Lady to her husband after walking two blocks home from dinner.

6 comments

1 leezerw { 11.07.09 at 9:53 pm }: The worst is when a really heavy person breathes heavy while eating, ugh so nasty
2 Crazy D { 11.08.09 at 7:52 pm }: I like your new wiener.
3 Kelly { 11.09.09 at 9:29 am }: may very well be my biggest fear…
4 Kitty { 11.10.09 at 5:02 am }: it’s the fuckin’ marlies!!!

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5 Kim { 07.14.10 at 11:30 pm }: When I was hospitalized for um, malnutrition and those assholes forced to eat a ‘normal amount of food’, sometimes I’d breath like a fat person even just on forced bed rest. But thinking of this quote that I had previously read, gave me a smile. Which helped the fuckhole situation. (That and re-watching the first 3 seasons of Dexter on a lent dvd player). But I just want to say that your ladies humor is a public service. I think you should get a key to something. Or maybe a lock without a key to the refrigerator.
6 Kim { 07.14.10 at 11:34 pm }: Also when someone said I look like I just came from a concentration camp. I almost told him that I would service him sexually how ever he wants, no matter how demeaning. It made of think of Emaciated Lady’s post about saying how if you tell her she’s thin she’ll sleep with you. Lol.

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