I saw the strangest looking baby the other day. Bald, big-boned, no more than 15 months old and with a sort of severe expression on his face, he resembled a grown man more than he did a toddler. It was such a freakish sight that I stood there frozen, staring at him as though he were an attraction in a circus sideshow, when suddenly I had a vision of his future. It wasn’t pretty, and all I can say is, thank god I’m not his mother:

Thanks to Crazy D for the pic!