Random Anorexics » Flight http://www.randomanorexics.com Making the most of our eating disorder Thu, 27 May 2010 20:27:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Absolutely Unethical http://www.randomanorexics.com/absolutely-unethical/ http://www.randomanorexics.com/absolutely-unethical/#comments Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:36:52 +0000 Skinny Lady http://www.randomanorexics.com/?p=2964 My friend is stuck in Dallas on a 3 hour layover, and I asked him whether all the people in the airport were fat. Here’s his response:

You should’ve seen the guy across the aisle on the first flight. Absolutely unethical of him to fly. He needed two seats easy. Poor guy next to him.

I post this because Emaciated Lady and I have discussed on several occasions the social depravity of fat people who fly. They should be persecuted prosecuted or, at the very least, they should be forced to buy the entire row of seats and a privacy curtain.

]]> http://www.randomanorexics.com/absolutely-unethical/feed/ 4 Shaping America’s Future http://www.randomanorexics.com/shaping-americas-future/ http://www.randomanorexics.com/shaping-americas-future/#comments Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:05:15 +0000 Skinny Lady http://www.randomanorexics.com/?p=2668 I witnessed a horrifying scene on my flight home from California the other day. A woman sitting in the row next to me was sandwiched between two little girls about 4 to 6 years old, and she was READING TO THEM FROM PEOPLE MAGAZINE. I know what you’re thinking – there’s nothing to read in People, and to be fair, she wasn’t really reading. She was pointing to the pictures and talking about the celebrities. At a certain point, she must have reached a feature on a formerly obese person who had lost weight because she started explaining to the girls how a person can get so fat. Her explanation was one for the medical books: “She got so fat because she ate A LOT of unhealthy foods.” Thanks, Genius Lady. You’re surely doing wonders for America’s future.

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