Random Anorexics » Jealous anorexic http://www.randomanorexics.com Making the most of our eating disorder Thu, 27 May 2010 20:27:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Tumor Envy http://www.randomanorexics.com/tumor-envy/ http://www.randomanorexics.com/tumor-envy/#comments Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:31:42 +0000 admin http://www.randomanorexics.com/?p=2641 I’m an extremely jealous anorexic. For example, my coworker got a tumor removed from her salivary gland last week and I couldn’t help but be envious about all the weight she would lose after her surgery. If I were to ever grow a tumor, I hope it would be in my stomach or throat to prevent me from eating.

And last night, after a decadent Mexican dinner complete with margaritas and a joint, I was green with jealousy as I watched Skinny Lady puke up all the calories she consumed. 

I feel like a failure.

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