Skinny Lady left last night and I knew the time had come to step on a scale and determine what kind of damage she caused to my body. Shockingly, rather than turning into a tub of lard (as is usually expected when you get the two of us together), I lost 8 ounces. I’m so proud of Skinny and myself for our commitment to anorexia.

“It final. My New Year’s resolution is to become an anorexic.”

Contributed by Emaciated Lady’s husband who has obviously been influenced. She couldn’t be more proud.