Thanks for the Healthy Childhood

I’m beginning to think eating disorder was an inevitability for me. Just take a look at some of my favorite childhood games/toys/people:

Hungry Hungry Hippos – So much fun, but 4 fat hippos competing for little white pellets? WTF?

Candyland - Should be called “candy will fuck you up land.”

The Snoopy Sno Cone Machine – I fucking loved that little shovel.

Strawberry Shortcake – Whose motto should just be “eat me.”

Easy Bake Oven – Making girls fat since the 1960s.

And last but in no way least, Mr. M of the Letter People – M stands for Munchy Mouth. Watch him sing about all his favorite foods.