The First Case of Reptile Flu?
Earlier I was playing with some baby turtles in my aunt’s fancy koi pond and, like a dumbass, I didn’t even think to wash my hands before picking up a handful of Mini Nilla Wafers and shoving them in my fat mouth. I hope I die of a rare and incurable form of reptile flu. That’s what I deserve for eating when I should be starving. 
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doesn’t nilla wafers have HFCS and trans fat in dem?
why is my avatar like that – urggggg
You know we’re not that lucky.
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