The Secret to Skinny Legs

At Random Anorexics, we feel it our duty to help our readers in any way we can, even if that means crushing their dreams with the truth about skinny legs. So for those of you who want to know how to get “anorexic skinny legs,” the truth is you can’t unless you’re born with them. They’re a genetic mutation of sorts. I know because my legs were anorexic before the rest of me was.

Anyway, we’re sorry you have to hear this from us, but there is just no starving cankles or thunder thighs. If you have either of these, then consider yourself fucked.