The Shaft
Below is a picture of Frosty the Snowman’s homeless, illegitimate brother. He cropped up on the street corner the other day after a rare snowstorm. What’s striking about him is not so much his lack of personal hygiene as his complete and total lack of proportion. That’s why I took his picture – because he reminds me of my own lack of proportion, e.g. a tiny head atop a big, fat body. In other words, Frosty got all the good genes while me and this guy got the fucking shaft.
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I know i probably comment on too many posts, but i love them sooo much! Bahaha brilliant!!!
There is no such thing as too much commenting! We love it <3
I need help ladies. I can’t freaking stop eating. I look like that snowman right now +double chin thrown it. I need harsh comments my way! PUH-LEASE!
Bah! That snowman is me…except it has a waist!
what kind creepy frosty the snowman stories were those kids reading?
very quickly ladies, i added who i think is the ‘correct’ Skinny lady to my FB this morning. There are four potential Ladies on there.
Skinny, if you don’t have the request, then email me stat!
Love and thin air for dinner,
xoxo
Kitty – WTF! There is only one true Skinny Lady, so I guess this means I’m going to have to kick some ass.
Gemma – If you’re serious about the double chin, we might have to ban you from our blog. Get yourself together STAT!
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