Thinness IS Virtue

Not only is thinness a virtue. It is Virtue itself. Some of us understand this intuitively, others intellectually. We are the light seekers. But there are some of us who dwell in a fat cave and insist on living in darkness and denial. Take this blog – The tone is obviously sarcastic, yet every one of the points she makes is actually true. Let me break it down:

Point 1 – “If you are thin, you are worth more.” Actually, yes, this is true.

Point 2 – “You are a hard worker.” Probably, yes.

Point 3 – “You have more will power.” Most definitely.

Point 4 - ”You are more educated on issues of nutrition and kinesiology, and you make the choice to live your life by those guidelines, because you clearly care more about yourself than others do.” Clearly, yes, this is the case.

Point 5 - ”You are obviously smarter and more dedicated than those fat fucks, those slovenly morons who must subsist on diets of chocolate and potato chips.  If only they would stop the madness, put down the Fritos (but you, being thin, of course, can have as many as you’d like), and get on a treadmill every once in a while.” Fat fucks is a harsher term than we might use, but, once again, yes, this is generally what we believe.