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Thou Shall Not Praise Bacon

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I get really embarassed whenever a dangerously obese person eats alone in public, has dangerously obese children, or praises food on social networking sites. I sign onto Facebook today to see a status update from a really fat (I mean REALLY fat) person I know who claims the proof of God’s existence lies in bacon. I believe he even wrote bacon in all caps. I wanted to cry for this person who doesn’t even have enough self respect to pretend he’s trying to lose weight.

4 comments

1 Hanberry Pie { 05.22.09 at 3:36 pm }

{{SHUDDERS}}

2 tracy { 05.23.09 at 11:05 am }

….and on “Shrink Rap”, you can even get “floating bacon” if you want it. Huh?

3 The Healthiest Grain in the World - Random Anorexics { 05.27.09 at 4:17 pm }

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