Category — Quote of the week

“I haven’t had a meal, a drink or a cigarette since Sunday and I still haven’t killed anyone.”

– Emaciated Lady, wanting me to congratulate her for making it to day 3 of her 10-day Master Cleanse diet.

“‘Life,’ said Emerson, ‘consists in what a man is thinking all day.’ If that be so, then my life is nothing but a big intestine. I not only think about food all day, but I dream about it all night.”

– Henry Miller in Tropic of Cancer

“It’s not like I’m eating out of control…I’m drinking out of control.”

– Emaciated Lady on being a drunkorexic

I came across this quote the other day -

“Aesthetics have replaced ethics, so that stealing is no longer immoral, but being ugly and fat is”

- and I thought, yep, that sounds pretty reasonable to me.

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but you are a sad specimen of physical health and fitness.”

- Skinny Man, not more than an hour after enjoying a feast of quinoa stuffed bell peppers I made exclusively for him. Next time I’ll remember to add a little rat poison.

Skinny Lady:  I obviously don’t care if I get fat.

Skinny Man:  You mean you don’t care how fat you get.

…And then Skinny Lady whipped out the divorce papers and used them to beat her rat bastard husband into oblivion.

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”

Kate Moss, revealing her personal motto to WWD

“I’m sick. I’ve pooped fourteen times today and counting. My abs are gonna look AMAZING tomorrow.”

– Matt, a dear and fucked up friend of Random Anorexics. I’ve asked that he send a sample of his virus, which I think will make a great prize for our next giveaway. Of course, I’m going to have to test it on myself first.