Category — Quote of the week

“It’s not like I’m eating out of control…I’m drinking out of control.”

– Emaciated Lady on being a drunkorexic

I came across this quote the other day -

“Aesthetics have replaced ethics, so that stealing is no longer immoral, but being ugly and fat is”

- and I thought, yep, that sounds pretty reasonable to me.

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but you are a sad specimen of physical health and fitness.”

- Skinny Man, not more than an hour after enjoying a feast of quinoa stuffed bell peppers I made exclusively for him. Next time I’ll remember to add a little rat poison.

Skinny Lady:  I obviously don’t care if I get fat.

Skinny Man:  You mean you don’t care how fat you get.

…And then Skinny Lady whipped out the divorce papers and used them to beat her rat bastard husband into oblivion.

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”

Kate Moss, revealing her personal motto to WWD

“I’m sick. I’ve pooped fourteen times today and counting. My abs are gonna look AMAZING tomorrow.”

– Matt, a dear and fucked up friend of Random Anorexics. I’ve asked that he send a sample of his virus, which I think will make a great prize for our next giveaway. Of course, I’m going to have to test it on myself first.

“All I want is just one day a year when I’m not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties”

My hero, Sue Sylvester, on this week’s episode of Glee.

“I’m starting to breathe heavy like a fat person.”

– Skinny Lady to her husband after walking two blocks home from dinner.