Tumor Envy Gone Wrong

Last week I noticed a white spot on the iris of my right eye and I was sure I had developed eye cancer. A few hours later, the pain and irritation got worse and I dragged myself to the doctor, all ready to get a biopsy done on my eye tumor. Turns out, it was just an eye infection and the spot was a white blood cell. I was fully prepared to write off God for giving me eye cancer instead of my requested stomach cancer. Fortunately, he’s still in my good graces.