Tumor Envy
I’m an extremely jealous anorexic. For example, my coworker got a tumor removed from her salivary gland last week and I couldn’t help but be envious about all the weight she would lose after her surgery. If I were to ever grow a tumor, I hope it would be in my stomach or throat to prevent me from eating.
And last night, after a decadent Mexican dinner complete with margaritas and a joint, I was green with jealousy as I watched Skinny Lady puke up all the calories she consumed.
I feel like a failure.
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may i recommend tape worms?
Me too…i’m extremely jealous…of both of you…but i still love you!
belle,
Where do i find said tapeworms?
LOL oh my hell! I am on twitter trying to keep our friends, she comes here and tells me todays post is disturbing. So I am thinking OMG they made fun of Michael and Farrah! SO I just have to check expecting the worst. Low and behold you are just as usual…funnier than hell! So okay I will continue to cover your assess when neccesary
Xo Shannon
Thank you for your support Tracy, Belle and Fab Lady. It’s refreshing to know that not everyone takes us so seriously!
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