Warning: Cartoon Nipples
If you want to feel really good about yourself, visit a Korean spa, also known as an ethnic bathhouse. Not only are most of the patrons fat, but the masseuses are nothing special to look at either. This Sunday, Enabler Friend and I indulged in a 90 minute body scrub/massage/hair washing experience that felt more like we were pushing our way through our mother’s cervix. I’ve never been more manhandled in my life. I loved every minute of it. You must visit one in your city. But beware, there is no shame allowed in one of these jaunts. That shouldn’t be a problem for you skinny bitches.


6 comments
no shame must mean getting naked, correct? see that poses a problem for me because I am a modest 1950s housewife trapped in a immoral 20yr olds body!
The experience sounds frightening !
Ah I could never ever go to one of those, way to afraid of being touched to get all nakey in front of a bunch of ppl
They are awesome!! I totally want to go… they scrub off the disgusting layer of dirt off your skin, right?
um, i love my avatar!!
I’m counting two more kind of nipples in that picture.
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