Where the Wild Things Are
A bunch two of you are wondering where Skinny and Emaciated Lady have disappeared to. We haven’t been hiding out, but telling you what we’ve been up to would take all the fun and mystery out of life. So we’ll give you a hint. We’ve been busy with one or more of the following:
- preparing our skeletons for Halloween
- saving feral kittens by letting them suckle on our dry, malnourished breasts
- praying for a miracle cure for muffin tops and buffalo wings
- battling pregnancy rumors spread by morbidly obese jealous coworkers
- reading www.peopleofwalmart.com and being appalled by the state of human affairs there
- feeding the homeless and the hungry
- crossing busy streets without looking both ways
A note to those who care – thank you. You’re our raison d’etre.
7 comments
I missed you! I was wondering where your divine selves were….I figured @ the yoga studio or finding some sort of state of grace on the stairmill.
bitch(es) please! do not do that again…
my precious, delicious nerves just cannot take it.
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
in relation to my latest self-loathing inspired personal weight loss challenge, i’ve already lost a spritely two pounds of a possible 22! i’m going for 10 kilos in six months.
wish my luck (and even though you will completely stop talking to me if i succeed which will suck, nothing is more important than weighing 100 pounds on the scale)
*orgasm*
Thank fuck you’re back… Big kisses darlinks xxx
I may not have spoken out, but you were missed in my little world – so happy you are back!
Yay, you’re back….nourshing kittens at that. Missed you, babes, Come back more often, i need a reason to crawl out from under the covers and face my fat ass….and other unsavory parts.
PS Cute kitten!
Can i add something else? i loved this entry and sent it to my mom…well…thanks alot mom…FML a thousand times over…IOW, i know who my real friends are…i hope….!
never trust your mom…..
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