Yet Another Addiction
Extra Large Man has ruined my life — again. I’m creeping towards a size four and it’s because he brings home food items I become obsessed with. My latest addiction (though I’m still drinking and smoking) is almond butter. It’s just like peanut butter except without the peanuts, oil or sugar. I admit it’s a healthier alternative — less saturated fat and no added ingrediants — but indulging in anything every single day, with graham crackers no less, is NEVER a good thing. I officially fall under the category of obese.
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SOOO effing ironic you posted the Maranatha dark choco. almond butta….because it’s out of stock and I’ve been trying to order it for days. I am in love and am totally allowed. Its addicting though.
As long as you have a handy tablespoon for portion control, it wont inch you towards a size four, my dear.
lol omg peanut butter has always been my trigger food! I hate it, because with other food, I can just flush it and be done before I indulge, but how do you flush a jar of peanut butter?!
I feel like its got super human powers and if I flush it then it will turn into super human like the crocodile myth :/
as long as you don’t believe it’s proof of God, then you’re still in the clear, right?
Now you guys are tempting me, and I have enough food related events for the next 3 months to last me a life time. Come January I’ll really be obese.
“…creeping toward a size 4″ – Fuck you. Let’s talk when you’re busting out of a size 6.
A size 4, ouch! I feel your pain, you might want to try the water only diet.
i’m a size 4 (US) which is an 8 here in Australia. i haaaaate having such a big fucking number stamped on everything i wear. i muuuch prefer when they just sneak a delicious XS on things instead.
i’m going to be a size 2 by december even if i have to stoop to bulimia and shocking teeth….
*cries and wants to die but imagines the size of the fucking coffin they have to build to contain my disgusting girth and cries more and realises that any social event, including my own death is not an option for another 15 pounds at least *
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